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Velice povedený text znázorňující postup různých typů programátorů k vypsání známé hlášky Hello World. Určitě stojí za přečtení ;o)

High School/Jr.High

   

    10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
    20 END

   
First year in College
   
    program Hello(input, output)
      begin
        writeln('Hello World')
      end.

   
Senior year in College
   
    (defun hello
      (print
        (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

   
New professional
   
    #include <stdio.h>
    void main(void)
    {
      char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
      int i;

      for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
        printf("%s", message[i]);
      printf("\n");
    }

   
Seasoned professional
   
    #include <iostream.h>
    #include <string.h>

    class string
    {
    private:
      int size;
      char *ptr;

    public:
      string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}

      string(const string &amp;s) : size(s.size)
      {
        ptr = new char[size + 1];
        strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
      }

      ~string()
      {
        delete [] ptr;
      }

      friend ostream &amp;operator <<(ostream &amp;, const string &amp;);
      string &amp;operator=(const char *);
    };

    ostream &amp;operator<<(ostream &amp;stream, const string &amp;s)
    {
      return(stream << s.ptr);
    }

    string &amp;string::operator=(const char *chrs)
    {
      if (this != &amp;chrs)
      {
        delete [] ptr;
       size = strlen(chrs);
        ptr = new char[size + 1];
        strcpy(ptr, chrs);
      }
      return(*this);
    }

    int main()
    {
      string str;

      str = "Hello World";
      cout << str << endl;

      return(0);
    }

   
Master Programmer
   
    [
    uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
    ]
    library LHello
    {
        // bring in the master library
        importlib("actimp.tlb");
        importlib("actexp.tlb");

        // bring in my interfaces
        #include "pshlo.idl"

        [
        uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
        ]
        cotype THello
     {
     interface IHello;
     interface IPersistFile;
     };
    };

    [
    exe,
    uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
    ]
    module CHelloLib
    {

        // some code related header files
        importheader(<windows.h>);
        importheader(<ole2.h>);
        importheader(<except.hxx>);
        importheader("pshlo.h");
        importheader("shlo.hxx");
        importheader("mycls.hxx");

        // needed typelibs
        importlib("actimp.tlb");
        importlib("actexp.tlb");
        importlib("thlo.tlb");

        [
        uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
        aggregatable
        ]
        coclass CHello
     {
     cotype THello;
     };
    };

    #include "ipfix.hxx"

    extern HANDLE hEvent;

    class CHello : public CHelloBase
    {
    public:
        IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);

        CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
        ~CHello();

        HRESULT  __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);

    private:
        static int cObjRef;
    };

    #include <windows.h>
    #include <ole2.h>
    #include <stdio.h>
    #include <stdlib.h>
    #include "thlo.h"
    #include "pshlo.h"
    #include "shlo.hxx"
    #include "mycls.hxx"

    int CHello::cObjRef = 0;

    CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
    {
        cObjRef++;
        return;
    }

    HRESULT  __stdcall  CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
    {
        printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
        return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
    }

    CHello::~CHello(void)
    {

    // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
    cObjRef--;
    if( cObjRef == 0 )
        PulseEvent(hEvent);

    return;
    }

    #include <windows.h>
    #include <ole2.h>
    #include "pshlo.h"
    #include "shlo.hxx"
    #include "mycls.hxx"

    HANDLE hEvent;

     int _cdecl main(
    int argc,
    char * argv[]
    ) {
    ULONG ulRef;
    DWORD dwRegistration;
    CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();

    hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);

    // Initialize the OLE libraries
    CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

    CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
        REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &amp;dwRegistration);

    // wait on an event to stop
    WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

    // revoke and release the class object
    CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
    ulRef = pCF->Release();

    // Tell OLE we are going away.
    CoUninitialize();

    return(0); }

    extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
    extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

    CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
        0x2573F891,
        0xCFEE,
        0x101A,
        { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
    };

    UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
        0x2573F890,
        0xCFEE,
        0x101A,
        { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
    };

    #include <windows.h>
    #include <ole2.h>
    #include <stdlib.h>
    #include <string.h>
    #include <stdio.h>
    #include "pshlo.h"
    #include "shlo.hxx"
    #include "clsid.h"

    int _cdecl main(
    int argc,
    char * argv[]
    ) {
    HRESULT  hRslt;
    IHello        *pHello;
    ULONG  ulCnt;
    IMoniker * pmk;
    WCHAR  wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
    WCHAR  wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

    // get object path
    wcsPath[0] = '\0';
    wcsT[0] = '\0';
    if( argc  1) {
        mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
        wcsupr(wcsPath);
        }
    else {
        fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
        return(1);
        }

    // get print string
    if(argc  2)
        mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
    else
        wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");

    printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
    printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

    // Initialize the OLE libraries
    hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

    if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

        hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &amp;pmk);
        if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
     hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&amp;pHello);

        if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

     // print a string out
     pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);

     Sleep(2000);
     ulCnt = pHello->Release();
     }
        else
     printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);

        // Tell OLE we are going away.
        CoUninitialize();
        }

    return(0);
    }

   
Apprentice Hacker
   

    #!/usr/local/bin/perl
    $msg="Hello, world.\n";
    if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
      while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
        $outfilename = $arg;
        open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
        print (FILE $msg);
        close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
      }
    } else {
      print ($msg);
    }
    1;

   
Experienced Hacker
   

    #include <stdio.h>
    #define S "Hello, World\n"
    main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}

   
Seasoned Hacker
   

    % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
    % a.out

   
Guru Hacker
   

    % cat
    Hello, world.
    ^D

   
New Manager
   

    10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
    20 END

   
Middle Manager
   

    mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
    Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?
    I need it by tomorrow.
    ^D

   
Senior Manager
   

    % zmail jim
    I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.

   
Chief Executive
   

    % letter
    letter: Command not found.
    % mail
    To: ^X ^F ^C
    % help mail
    help: Command not found.

    % damn!
    !: Event unrecognized
    % logout

   
Research Scientist
   
       PROGRAM HELLO
        PRINT *, 'Hello World'
          END

   
Older research Scientist
   
        WRITE (6, 100)
   100 FORMAT (1H ,11HHELLO WORLD)
        CALL EXIT
        END

Zdroj: http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/helloworld.html

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